My Magical Trip of Adventure and Discovery!!!

First off, I'm per-fick-ly aware that I haven't written a post since...March? April? I dunno, some time ago. But I have a very good excuse. I got bored.

But now, school's almost over, and in just over a week I'll be jetting off to places unknown. (Japan, London, New York, Mexico, Los Angeles)

I'm gonna get AAAAAALL up in that.

Now, since you all are tragically deprived people who can't go on such an awesome trip, I'll be keeping a sort of travel-journal-bloggy thing to keep y'all up-to-date on my adventures, so you can live them vicariously if you like. There'll be stories and pictures and presents (I lied about the presents) so be sure to read them. There'll be a short quiz when I return, and those of you who fail won't get any presents. Oh wait...